Jeffy is unimpressed with your common human grooming regimens. If he's not able to stab anyone with his sharp toenails then what's the point of living?
Rex Morgan, M.D.
"I love all that and you--and our kids..."
"Speaking of which--where has Sarah gone?"
"She was just here...I thought you were watching her."
"I thought you were."
"Oh, well. We can always make more."
Hey, Sarah, it's not exactly a secret room if you keep shouting "secret room" like a person with Tourette's.
Ziggy
You may be shocked to know but Kansas uses very little Wizard of Oz references in order to promote the state. That sign looks like something Missouri or Nebraska would put up.