Beetle Bailey
I'm picturing a scenario where Lt. Fuzz wanted to get a dog--a real-life dog that drools and pees and poops--and went down to the shelter to get one, filled out the application, and had a brief interview. He did all that and the shelter rejected him because Lt. Fuzz is a pathetic loser of a man and no one, not even a dog, should be a part of his life. Once again rejected, Lt. Fuzz went to a store and bought a robotic dog which does everything a dog does except eat and drink. Why he wanted one that still peed and pooped is beyond me though.
The Lockhorns
Look how turned on Leroy is right now. You put on that hat, Loretta, and he won't be able to keep his hands off you.
Lio
If these two are really in love then she will love that giant...cockroach thing.