Tuesday, October 04, 2016

That Better Not Be a Flintstone Vitamin...You Know That You Have a Problem

I am torn on Curtis' dad smoking. On one hand, I understand that smoking does relieve stress and that, a lot of times, smoking is the only "hobby" or "fun thing" poor people have. But, here is your son coming to you and asking you not to smoke, not just for your own health but for the other three people who you live with. It's not just about you.

Mary Worth
"What's that?"

"My suboxone. You literally saw Dr. Leone prescribe it for me. It'll help me deal with vicodin cravings."

"It's going to get better, son. I'm not saying that because Dr. Leone said so. I believe it."

"Faith is the substance of things hoped for. The evidence of things not seen. By my Honorable Lord, the day of reckoning is upon us."

Funky Winkerbean
Cindy is being huge bitch/child right now. I'm not wrong in this, am I? She's crossed the line from regular jealousy to "all parts my actor fiance chooses have to be asexual characters" jealousy.

I'm going to start describing ordinary things like I describe my exes.

"I bought new pans. They probably should see a therapist but they work for the time being."

"Check out my new towels. I like this one but I get the feeling that it would rather just remain with the other towel."

"I bought some new shoes. They fit really good but are emotionally cheating on me with another guy."

Arlo and Janis
Did Jimmy Johnson run into a bad recipe on Facebook a couple weeks ago?