Crankshaft
HOORAY! AN ENTIRE WEEK OF STARING AT A LEAF!! THERE IS FINALLY PROOF THAT THERE IS NO GOD!!!
Family Circus
"I didn't jump over that ravine. I didn't take the car for a joyride. I didn't rape. I didn't murder. I barely tortured Barfy and Kittycat. I guess I did set the neighbor's house on fire but they weren't home so..."
