Marmaduke
Penis.
"Marmaduke's home is where his penis is."
Hi and Lois
Technically, it would be World Series Week because the World Series lasts for 3-7 games. Either one is a stupid idea though.
You'll sit down and write a letter about getting the day off for a baseball game but when it comes to doing any effort in getting Election Day off you're all "Why do we need another holiday?"
Crankshaft
BONUS SUNDAY LEAF INSTALLMENT!!
*kills self*