I'm torn between what seems like the bigger crime here. On one hand, you have Big Brad Wolf who plans on assaulting people with, at most, 16 ice cubes. On the other hand, you have Slylock and Max who are basically breaking into Big Brad's house. While I believe assault is the greater crime, do we really want our law enforcement officers breaking into our houses and putting salt in our ice cubes?
Dennis the Menace
They do have an alert for that, Mr. Wilson. It's called the month of May.
Pearls Before Swine
Hello, my name is Brian and I live in one of those states. Bill Self, men's basketball coach at the University of Kansas. He even takes advantage of our moronic tax laws and deems himself an LLC where he pays virtually no taxes. Hooray!
I know he's building up to something but damn it Bumbershoot Coffeesnatch, get off your ass and help Spidey already!!