Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids
"Daddy, look what I drew!"
"Aw, it's a...what is it?"
"It's a pig."
"Why is it standing up? Is it begging for food? Pigs don't do that."
"It's how the comic strip told me to do it."
"And if a comic strip told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"
"I hate you, Daddy."
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith
I don't know what Hootin' Holler Cream is and I don't care to know.
Crankshaft
Why is Les giving her that look. And more importantly, why is she giving that look back!?
U.S. Acres
Booker just straight up murdered that worm.
Ripley's Believe It or Not
So I see Ripley's is now just taking their information from a children's science book, a Buzzfeed article, and Atlas Obscura.
