Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Mary Shirks Away from Wilbur's Touch



Beetle Bailey
Not too long ago, I got a letter with postage due. I didn't even think that was a real thing anymore. I can't even remember what the mail was but I spent a good three minutes running around the house looking for $2.36 in cash while the mailman just stood at my door as my dogs barked at him.

Shoe
"That's 'no' as in N-O, not K-N-O-W. This joke works because we're in a visual medium but me just saying 'no' at you doesn't really work. Anyway, vote for Belfry!"

Mary Worth
Going to Japan to interview earthquake victims. Going to Thailand to...attend a convention. Tomato, tomahto.

Also, was there any doubt that Mary would take over "Ask Wendy"? It's like asking a cat "Are you going to be a selfish tool today?" Of course it is and of course Mary will.

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