Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Luckily he doesn't say enough to replace r's with l's and vice versa


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Judge Parker
As a former boy who was hormonally charged, I can assure that Derek will find a way to touch Sophie parent's van be damned.

Crankshaft
"How is it weird? It's not like I'm going to pleasure myself up there. I just want to see the place where I used to pleasure myself. Totally normal."

Beetle Bailey
Wait. Isn't Miss Buxley dating Beetle?

Wait. Isn't anyone concerned that Miss Buxley is essentially a prostitute in this strip?

Family Circus
Jeffy's right to be afraid. There's murder in Dolly's eyes and no one will be able to hear his screams over the thunder.

Arlo & Janis
Are...Are Arlo and Janis talking about sex tapes that they made?

*stares at emphasized word 'our'*

Yep, they are.

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith
Knowing that no matter who the public elects in November, the citizens of Hootin' Holler have already decided to convince anyone and everyone that their neighbors have better stuff so that the rampant criminals don't steal everything they've worked "hard" for.

Wizard of Id Classics
This is a comic strip from 1966 featuring a Chinese character named Dhing Dhong with buck teeth, a queue, and conical hat being reprinted in 2016.

Let that sink in.

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