"Well, doc, it's my dog. If I want to give my dog leftover scraps that are on the plate then I will do so. What do you care? The more things that are wrong with the dog the more you get paid so if I'm going to pay thousands of dollars a year to keep my dog alive and healthy, I'm gonna do what I want with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my dog to Applebee's!"