One of the key ways you know that you are a loser is that you opt to watch infomercials when nothing is on TV. When you could just turn the TV off and read a book or make sweet love to your wife, you turn the TV on channel 93 where all the infomercials are and watch this, ad nauseum:
It's not a pretty picture. And what's worse is that yes, some infomercials do have commercials.
