Saturday, March 07, 2009

Something In Common With Wilberforce? Kill Me Now

Born Loser 03-07-09
I just had a weird dream--it wasn't a nightmare by far but it was still pretty strange. I had helped organize some kind of charity chocolate give-away at this school and I guess it became a pretty big hit and got the attention of the media and then celebrities.

I got to meet University of North Carolina men's basketball coach Roy Williams, esteemed former news anchor Tom Brokaw and Dawson's Creek star James Van Der Beek, who came to me for relationship advice about him and his boyfriend (despite James being married to Heather McComb since 2003). I liked the dream except that giving away the chocolate was called "bundling up" because the more you gave away, the more stuff you earned (and the more the charity made).

Brutus, however, came home from the bar last night and fell asleep on the staircase. Or is that Andy Capp?