One quick post before I start writing on my novel for NaNoWriMo. I'm hoping to get a couple chapters posted here for all to view and verify that I am indeed writing a second novel.

Why do airline pilots go through basic training?

Oh my God!! Lola is turning into the Hulk!!
Or having a seizure. It's hard to tell which.

That's what I want for Christmas. A cell phone that doubles as a flask.

"I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll do harder. Please don't hit me with the Jack Daniels bottle again."

I'm pretty sure that won't happen Brutus. Although it is fun to think about.