Saturday, November 01, 2008

That's Not How That Works

One quick post before I start writing on my novel for NaNoWriMo.  I'm hoping to get a couple chapters posted here for all to view and verify that I am indeed writing a second novel.

Why do airline pilots go through basic training?

Oh my God!!  Lola is turning into the Hulk!!

Or having a seizure.  It's hard to tell which.

That's what I want for Christmas.  A cell phone that doubles as a flask.

"I'm sorry, Daddy.  I'll do harder.  Please don't hit me with the Jack Daniels bottle again."

I'm pretty sure that won't happen Brutus.  Although it is fun to think about.