Monday, December 02, 2024

Lunch Date

At a boxing match, two men stand looking at each other. The referee, in between them, says "All right, men. Come out fighting and shake hands!" The man on the left extends his glove for a bump but the other man punches the man on the left with a SKLOT, knocking him out. As the man is on the floor unconscious, the referee ponders to himself "Or is that shake hands and come out fighting?"
January 3, 1966
I'd make a joke about Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, but that was what? Three weeks ago? Come up with something new, Brian.

If one hit, I don't care that the word SKLOT takes up the whole panel, can knock this guy out, then he probably wasn't to win anyway.

Arnie and Brutus are standing at the watercooler at work. "I hear the chief took you out to lunch, you lucky guy!" Arnie exclaims. "It was no big deal," Brutus says "We just went out for fast food." "That was still a nice treat." "It was humiliating. He made me order from the kids' menu."
I can't see Veeblefester wanting to eat at a fast food place. But I guess cheap-ass money-grubbing beggars can't be choosers.
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