Monday, December 30, 2024

Get a Room You Two

At a post office, a lone postal worker is at a desk, surrounded by packages. He turns his head in surprise when he notices someone--or something--sawing through a box from the inside.
February 1, 1966
I don't think whatever is in that box is approved for shipment based on United States Postal Service guidelines. Even in 1966.

Brutus is standing with Veeblefester. "As another year together comes to an end, I really want to say I really appreciate you always being nearby," Brutus fawns, "...in case I am in need of your guidance. It feels like you've taken me under you wing." "Actually," Veeblefester begins "I think of it more as you being under my thumb."
This is same stuff Chip wrote in the card for his wedding anniversary...

By the way, I've never had a boss that I felt this way about. I wouldn't say they've all been terrible, but none of them provided me guidance. Although to be fair, I am a loner, Dottie. A rebel, and I'm not really mentee material.