I don't think whatever is in that box is approved for shipment based on United States Postal Service guidelines. Even in 1966.
This is same stuff Chip wrote in the card for his wedding anniversary...
By the way, I've never had a boss that I felt this way about. I wouldn't say they've all been terrible, but none of them provided me guidance. Although to be fair, I am a loner, Dottie. A rebel, and I'm not really mentee material.