Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Merry Creditmas

An explorer, seeming in a cave or something looking at hieroglyphics. "I mean it Gladstone. Creep up behind me once more and yell 'Boo! and I'll..." He looks behind him. "Gladstone?" We go to the other room where a sarcophagus is open and an pith helmet and pair of glasses lying on the ground. "Gladstone?"
January 27, 1966
So is there some sort of mummy that is now on the loose that's going to eat people? Or is the sarcophagus some sort of portal?

If Gladstone was eaten, I'm impressed by the lack of bones and blood.

Brutus is sitting in his stupid green chair with Gladys standing next to him and Wilberforce standing in front of him. "I got everything I wanted from Santa Claus," Wilberforce says. "How does he do it all?" "Let's just say," Brutus begins. "Thank goodness for Visa and Mastercard."
"Mastercard and Visa...but...but...the elves. What happened to the elves? Are those the names of the elves?"

Despite all their progress, Discover still can't get name-dropped in a comic strip or even be lumped together with the generic "credit cards".
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