Sunday, December 08, 2024

Seriously, Why So Angry?

I had to think about it, but I have never been denied anything from my health insurance. I think my wife has been, but it was reinstated because of the doctor or on appeal or something, I can't remember. However, it suddenly came to me that a healthcare denial has personally affected me.

My mom was in the hospital for almost a month. Because she had Aetna, every couple weeks she had to be testing to see if she was getting better. Honestly, depending on the day, it did seem like she was getting better, slowly but surely. Anyway, it came to a point where she had to be at a certain point or they would stop paying for her hospital stay and require she be moved to a nursing facility.

I don't understand or know what their criteria is/was. I asked but even the professionals couldn't really tell me. Anyway, an extension of her stay was denied so she was then transported to a nursing facility. In the meantime, because her insurance would basically no longer pay for care/rehab and I certainly can't afford it, we began proceeding to basically begin palliative care. She went to the facility where she died two days later.

Anyway, I don't know if former Aetna CEO Brian Kane, who left Aetna in August, had anything to do with it. But maybe all these insurers realizing how much they are hated and having at least one person do something about it will make current Aetna CEO Steve Nelson be better.

But probably not.

Glady is on the phone, trying to be secretive. "Hello? I, uh...I can't talk now..." Brutus peers around the corner. "I told you only to call when my husband is at work," Gladys continues. Brutus is stunned. "Listen, Frederick, he goes to work at eight in the morning," Gladys says. "Frederick!" Brutus thinks. "Alright, I'll look for you about ten..." "Aha! GLadys, the jig is up!" Brutus leaps out from around the corner. "Mercy. Caught in the act...of buying you a new lounge chair for your birthday. Care to talk to the salesman?" GLadys hands Brutus the phone but Brutus has shrunk from embarrassment. Seriously, he only comes up to Gladys' knees.
July 13, 1986
Part of this is on Gladys. Why did she use these words? She also didn't have to spill the beans on the chair. Is today Brutus' birthday? Maybe. It'd be one of seven, I think is what we are up to now.

Brutus is in a fancy restaurant. The waiter is waiting on him. "Are you ready to hear tonight's offerings, sir?" "I already know what I want. I'm on an expense account for a business trip, so I'm going to splurge and have surf and turf with a glass of an appropriate wine." "Excellent! I'm sure you will find our filet mignon and lobster tail superb. As for our featured wines by the glass, today we have a chardonnay for a white and a cabernet for red." "Gee, I know red wine should be paired with beef and white with seafood, but I'm having beef and seafood! I'm so confused. I can't decide whether I should go with the red or the white." "Why don't I just bring you one of each and you can mix them together?"
Chip got me. I have been complaining since forever about Brutus eating out at fancy restaurants without his family and for no good reason. Well, we finally have a reason. Whenever he's in a fancy restaurant without his family, he's on a business trip. Chip won this round.

What I don't understand now is why this waiter got so angry so quickly. Brutus got the wine pairings right so it's not like he's being gauche. Don't be a dick, just offer a suggestion, dude.





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