Tuesday, December 24, 2024

The Night Before Crimmis

Two police officers are walking down the street. "You know what, Parker?" asks one of the officers. "If you say 'step on a crack and break your mother's break' one more time. I'll turn you in!"
January 26, 1966
I don't know how infrastructure was back in the 1960s but good luck not stepping on a crack while walking on a sidewalk these days.

I love when policemen argue like family and friends. Just kiss already.

I'd rather have visions of sugar plums dancing in my head for a dream than some of the ones I've been having. Hanging out in a laundromat? I haven't stepped foot in a laundromat since 2005.