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| May 15, 1974 |
Wait. So these aliens have the names Elmer and Bruce? Not Klaxor and Gimmple or Sleegix and ꝈꟽꝚꜰⱺȝƺ? This kind of information makes my theory on the existence of aliens a bit more interesting.
And to the aliens: It is not Earth's responsibility to fix your horniness. Don't you have places and things and whatever at Alpha Centauri? Huh. Is Elmer attracted to Brutus? That's very progressive for a comic strip in 1974.
Luckily, starting October 1st, you can fill out an application to get up to $20,000 forgiven on your student loans. Then you can use that money to start Wilberforce a college fund because, let's face it, Wilberforce definitely ain't gettin' no scholarship. Heck, he might not even make it to college but we'll break the bad news when he's a bit older.
