Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Yet Another Born Loser Where I Don't Want to Read the Comments

May 15, 1974
Wait. So these aliens have the names Elmer and Bruce? Not Klaxor and Gimmple or Sleegix and ꝈꟽꝚꜰⱺȝƺ? This kind of information makes my theory on the existence of aliens a bit more interesting.

And to the aliens: It is not Earth's responsibility to fix your horniness. Don't you have places and things and whatever at Alpha Centauri? Huh. Is Elmer attracted to Brutus? That's very progressive for a comic strip in 1974.

Luckily, starting October 1st, you can fill out an application to get up to $20,000 forgiven on your student loans. Then you can use that money to start Wilberforce a college fund because, let's face it, Wilberforce definitely ain't gettin' no scholarship. Heck, he might not even make it to college but we'll break the bad news when he's a bit older.