"Calculating the exact amount of time until some event happens"? No one talks like that. Also, it's Wilberforce. He can't calculate nothing! Is this some situation like with Kevin in
The Office where he can't do math unless it's with pies only it's days until school begins?
"How many school days until Christmas?" "79." "Okay, how many days until Christmas?" "Um...1, 2, 4...Uh, carry the 3...The numbers just don't work."
