"I usually start out reading about what Obummer is doing. Did you know he wasn't even born in this country? He wants to give us all healthcare and gay marriage and equal pay for women to distract us from the real problem--immigrants from Kenya coming into our country from Mexico. Also, Benghazi."
You know what section of the newspaper I read first? I scroll through the news articles of the day and see what catches my fancy. On the rare occasion I read a physical newspaper, I read the local and national news first. The one section I don't touch. Sports. I already get enough information on sports, teams and player that I don't care about from Twitter.