Whoa! What are those apples doing to Brutus' gastrointestinal tract? I think that's something Brutus should go to the doctor for. Honestly, Brutus seems like a good candidate for Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Wait. You're yammering about the moon being full which happens at least once a month when Jupiter and Pluto apparently just humped in the night sky? Space is an amazing thing Brutus and you're wasting it on the moon.
