Deliverable

June 14, 1987

I've walked through many graveyards at night and I've never fallen into an open grave. You know why? They tend to not just leave graves open overnight. They open that thing up the morning of the funeral. Maybe things were different back in 1987.

Did Brutus fall asleep in the grave and woke up the next morning? I've never done that. *adds to bucket list*

A lot of pizza places now use the delivery apps to do their deliveries. It's cheaper to pay the app to do the job than it is to pay a person a livable wage. This is a great country we have here. No notes.

I think Uncle Ted knows how online ordering and delivery works, but thanks for stretching this daily comic joke into a full Sunday special.

ICYMI, the third installment of Chris Welkin, Planeteer posted yesterday. The sci-fi space drama with Chris, Dr. Budd, and Rocky continues! If you would like to support me or this website, you can donate here.

The Number You Have Reached...

As we approach the Easter holiday, I would like to take a moment to comment on the slew of anti-transgender legislation that's been coming up in numerous state legislatures. They are wrong. We should all know and understand that yet many people don't seem to. These bills are passed under the guise of "protecting children" yet it's children these bills attack. The bigotry, hatred, and attacks are even more glaring when you realize that these people passing these bills and attacking parents and children consider themselves Christians. I feel these so-called Christians need to look inward and ask themselves why they want to hurt children--physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Honestly, if you continue to support legislation and policies that cause people to get hurt or killed, you are a terrible human being.  And trying to justify your awfulness just reinforces it.

January 26, 1974

This, my good readers, is a watchman--a guy that would walk the dark streets with a stick and lantern keeping the night safe. I don't know how effective this guy is considering he's so old and had his lantern stolen but it's better than paying for cops.

What is so important that Brutus has to call Veeblefester as he's in his pajamas? Nothing is that important.

He's About To Be Murdered

Wilberforce doesn't have a clock in his room? This takes me back to my mom waking me up every day before school. I hated it. I also hate waking up to an alarm clock. I don't understand why we can't just wake up naturally and go into work whenever we're up and ready. Sound good to you? Contact your Congresspeople.

On a Serious Note...

It's a shame Wilberforce isn't out here with them. Why won't Brutus and Gladys let Wilberforce out of his...room...?

Seriously though, if you are currently feeling small and insignificant about what's happening with children coming into the country and being separated from their parents and guardians, there are things that you can do to help an innocent young child crying for their parents in a strange new land.

Donate to the Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES)

Call your Senators and Representatives. Choose your state or enter your ZIP code and call, email, or fax your voice in Congress and let them know what you think.

Encourage others to call their Senators and Representatives.

Find a local protest. Find the closest protest to you and commit to join.

Donate to Together Rising or the ACLU.

It shouldn't matter that these children are coming over with "aliens crossing the border illegally", the United States has a history of doing this to children from taking babies born to slaves away from their parents just to be resold into slavery; Native American boys and girls being taken and placed into boarding schools and forced to learn to become "white"; we even do it today under the guise of "Child Protective Services". You would think we would actually learn from history and be better than this. We need to be better than this.

1229: These Strips Kind of Connect

Whoa! What are those apples doing to Brutus' gastrointestinal tract? I think that's something Brutus should go to the doctor for. Honestly, Brutus seems like a good candidate for Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Wait. You're yammering about the moon being full which happens at least once a month when Jupiter and Pluto apparently just humped in the night sky? Space is an amazing thing Brutus and you're wasting it on the moon.