Deliverable

June 14, 1987

I've walked through many graveyards at night and I've never fallen into an open grave. You know why? They tend to not just leave graves open overnight. They open that thing up the morning of the funeral. Maybe things were different back in 1987.

Did Brutus fall asleep in the grave and woke up the next morning? I've never done that. *adds to bucket list*

A lot of pizza places now use the delivery apps to do their deliveries. It's cheaper to pay the app to do the job than it is to pay a person a livable wage. This is a great country we have here. No notes.

I think Uncle Ted knows how online ordering and delivery works, but thanks for stretching this daily comic joke into a full Sunday special.

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