Wednesday, September 24, 2025

But It's Not Caffeine-Free

November 5, 1966
"And you couldn't've shoveled our walk while you were out shoveling the neighbor's?"

"Are you going to pay me?"

"No."

"All right then."

You know, you could just make him shovel the walk. Parents make their kids do stuff all the time. You want to eat, you gotta contribute. This is why today's Wilberforce is rarely shown eating. He never helps out.

"Caffeine isn't healthy" I wouldn't want to live if I thought that. I'm on the side of "just live your life". We're all gonna die anyway so live your life in a way that you can be happy.

Brutus does look rough. Look, if the coffee from home isn't hitting, just buy coffee on the way to work. You can never have too much coffee, is what I always say.