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| October 24, 1966 |
Fuck around and find out. You have angered the gods. What's ironic is that Brutus and Gladys were just "debating" about how it's fine for people to die of lightning as long as we get to have decent weather.
What you say/do to avoid this happening is say "And if I'm lying then may God strike me dead on this spot!" and then take a step away from where you were standing. Works every time.
I don't know how to make either and I'm not going to look it up, but wouldn't it be basically the same way? Just replace the tomatoes with broccoli? Broccoli soup is a thing. I've seen it at the store. Not my thing but someone must be buying it since they keep making it.
Are they drinking chocolate milk with their soup?
