Based on the expression on his face, Wilberforce isn't exactly sure why he painted your chair either. You know when you get an impulse and you just do something? That's what happened to Wilberforce.
"Orange crate" seems oddly specific.
I feel that if I had more money, I'd have fewer worries. Maybe that's just me.
And I feel it's your partner's main job to not make life harder for you, so thank you for the compliment.
