Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Gladys Is Mitt Romney, Brutus is Rick Perry

"Ed? This is Frank. I'm at the cemetery visiting the Overlook Man as I do on the first of every month and I think you need to get down here," Frank said.

"Why?" Bilko asked.

"Because he's gone!"

"I'll be right there," Bilko hung up and began heading upstairs.

"Ooh, where are we going?" Caitlin asked.

"You're not coming. This is work related."

"Then I guess I will just stay here and call Mom and say I'm bored then she'll come pick me up and take me home to where all my stuff is," Caitlin said.

Bilko pursed his lips and squinted. "Are you sure? We're going to be looking for a dead body."

"Is that supposed to keep me from going because that sounds awesome," Caitlin said.

Wanna read more? Stull #22 went up on Saturday. Read it!!

 Chip is apparently confused. Just because there have been an onslaught of debates doesn't mean the election is around the corner.* I wish it was because I don't think I can handle nearly another twelve months of this. And I don't think Wilberforce can handle his parents fighting every other week either. It should at least get interesting when the debates feature President Obama and whoever the Republicans decide on.

*The only elections taking place in 2011 are special elections to replace people who resigned. There are also some state legislation elections taking place.