The new issue of Stull is out. You should go read it. It takes place at a high school reunion and everyone knows how awful those things are.
When you go to a pharmacy and you ask for a consultation for the medication and the pharmacist comes over do they basically give you information found on the sheet that comes with the medicine? The first few times I got a prescription, I began reading the sheet and the gal working the counter asked me if I'd ever taken it before, I said "No" so she calls over the main pharmacist guy who basically just read off what I had just read on the info sheet. After that I either began answering with "Yes" or "No but I can read."