I got two posts for you because for some reason I didn't get anything posted yesterday. I will also have a DCR post up sometime later in the afternoon.
Zeke Swizzle? Gladys sure dated some weirdly-named guys while in high school. Brutus is mainly upset because Gladys lost her virginity to Zeke's Swizzle Stick.
Also, Brutus is talking aloud to his computer, heaping praise on it and doing just about everything to stroke his computer's ego except inserting his penis into a USB port in a sexual manner.