![Born Loser 01-30-10](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL01-30-10.gif)
Zeke Swizzle? Gladys sure dated some weirdly-named guys while in high school. Brutus is mainly upset because Gladys lost her virginity to Zeke's Swizzle Stick.
![Born Loser 01-31-10](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL01-31-10.gif)
Also, Brutus is talking aloud to his computer, heaping praise on it and doing just about everything to stroke his computer's ego except inserting his penis into a USB port in a sexual manner.