![Born Loser 07-24-09](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL07-24-09.gif)
"Listen you conceited, pompous son of a bitch. I'm paying you $220 an hour to help me with my many problems by listening to me and help figure out why I consider myself a born loser. Now enough with the insulting jokes, listen to me and help! And while you're at it: shave off that stupid beard!"