Sunday, May 3, 2009

Pansy-Ass Bitch, or Things That Go Bump In the Night

Born Loser 05-03-09
Is it me or does the "Mom" in the third panel seem kind of tacked on? Which further leads me to believe that Wilberforce is not their son but a mere male clone of Gladys (because let's face it, her genes are much better than Brutus' and are much more manly). You see, back in 1999, the Thornapples wanted a perfect son so they "volunteered" themselves to Veeblefester Cloning, LLC (a subdivision of Veeblefester Tea Cozy, Inc.) but it was concluded that Brutus just wasn't man enough for the process so they took Gladys' egg and some of her sperm (don't ask) and cloned Wilberforce. And while he is the perfect son, he does have Brutus for a father so that kind of threw a monkey wrench in the cloning process and in 2002, President George W. Bush stopped funding Veeblefester Cloning, LLC.

In another interesting fact, Veeblefester Cloning also cloned over a hundred Dick Cheneys between 1999 and 2001 until the government started using Cheney-Bots built by Halliburton in 2003. It turned out the clones were become too emotional. All but seven were rounded up and buried in a landfill in New Mexico.

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