Saturday, May 16, 2009

Diet Born Loser, Now With 25% Less Wilberforce

Born Loser 05-16-09
Regular cola and diet cola taste different no matter what people say. I think if you drink enough of the diet crap it dulls your senses to the delectable taste of regular cola.

Also, just tell the waitress and she will give you another drink. It's not like the diet cola costs more. God just apparently doesn't want Gladys to lose weight. So drink that regular cola because for tonight, it is a treat!