Worry Wart

October 14, 1966

Based on the expression on his face, Wilberforce isn't exactly sure why he painted your chair either. You know when you get an impulse and you just do something? That's what happened to Wilberforce.

"Orange crate" seems oddly specific.

I feel that if I had more money, I'd have fewer worries. Maybe that's just me.

And I feel it's your partner's main job to not make life harder for you, so thank you for the compliment.

The Last Labor Day

October 13, 1966

The song they're singing sounds familiar but I've already spent way too much time trying to look it up. And look, if she's that eager to sing love songs with who I'm assuming is a stranger then she probably wasn't ever yours to begin with.

That horse is not amused.

Didn't we elect Trump to specifically bring down costs? Instead all Trump did was suck and not die.

Maybe Gladys should get a job. Even something part-time. And then next year when child labor laws are abolished, Wilberforce can get a job.