Saturday, March 29, 2025

Eye Spy

The boat, The Born Loser, is upside down and sinking into the sea. The captain hangs onto the bottom for dear life shouting at his friends, "Whatdaya mean I'm captain and I'm supposed to go down with the blasted thing?!" Meanwhile, his friends are floating away on a lifebuoy apparently cheering and holding up glasses of celebratory champagne.
April 30, 1966
It's clear this is just some guy who owns a boat and took his friends out on it, right? Ha ha! His friends are going to let him drown. What'd be even funnier is if the woman is his wife and she and these two guys are going to sail off into the sunset and she's going to get railed by both of them on a deserted island. Eiffel Tower!!

Gladys walks in with her purse, looking glum. "I found the eye drops the doctor recommended for my dry eyes." "That's good. Do they work?" Brutus asks. "Yes, as soon as I saw the price, I started crying."
Eye drops aren't generally expensive. I mean, I guess $15 for 10 milliliters of liquid can seem kind of steep. Especially when you miss getting it in your eye and in your lashes, on your eyelid or basically anywhere else around the eye.