Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Late Berate

A man is on his knees, angrily pulling bubblegum off his mouth and face. His kid, sitting on the floor watching TV says "Can I help it if you kiss me when I'm blowing a bubble?"
April 13, 1966
Ew. This is why men are always withholding when showing affection to their children. And it's going to be hell getting the gum out of proto-Brutus' mustache.

Brutus is walking into work, being immediately greeted by Veeblefester. "Why must you always be late, Thornapple?" Veeblefester asks. "Well, Chief, you have to allow time for my long commute to work," Brutus says. "You'd arrive late even if you lived next door to the office!"
Does Brutus think his 8-5 work schedule mean even his commute to work and back home should take place during those hours? I mean, I guess it's worth a try. More power to him.





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