Friday, March 07, 2025

Actual Constructive Criticism

A man is asleep in a chair on the beach. Behind him, a Imperial Japanese naval mine starts washing up on shore.
April 9, 1966
I think all naval mines are dangerous, I don't think we need the Imperial Japan flag on it.

Veeblefester and Brutus are standing next to each other, Veeblefester's hands behind his back. "Your problem is you lack focus, your mind wanders," Veeblefester tells Brutus. "It does not," Brutus responds. "I assure you, it does," Veeblefester says. "What does?" Brutus asks.
Look, Brutus, I suggest you keep being the mediocre employee you are, because if you become good at your job, they will just make you work more or add stuff to your responsibilities for no extra money and that is just awful.