Friday, March 28, 2025

4:55 P.M. On a Friday

A man wearing a top hat floating in a hot air balloon waves his cane screaming "Scat! Shoo!" at a flock of birds heading toward him.
April 29, 1966
I guess Hans Pfaall won't be making it to the Moon today. This isn't even a hot air balloon, it's just a balloon. How's he gonna get down? He's just gonna stay in the air until the balloon deflates. Or, I guess gets punctured by 30-40 feral geese.

FINALLY!! 🎊🎉ðŸĨģI support Brutus' downward spiral we're going to see over the next month or so. To be fair, Brutus was a DEI hire before DEI was a thing so this was probably coming anyway. Arnie's the next to go. For obvious reasons.