Monday, March 24, 2025

Late Night Car Wash

A group of men are seated along a long table. There are four men on either side of another man and a monkey smoking a cigar. The man next to the monkey is standing and declares: "And now, with a new slant on Darwinian theory..."
April 21, 1966
Oliver?!

What kind of meeting is this? Some sort of Darwin Society? Are those even a thing? I thought they were, but according to search results they are just something I made up.

Anyway, thanks Bill Copeland of Sarasota, Florida.

Brutus and Arnie are standing at the white picket fence dividing their property. "With the weather starting to warm up last weekend, it gave me the incentive to finally wash the car," Arnie says. "How about you, Thorny?" "Nah...but I did leave my car out in the rain."
I washed the car a couple weeks ago and it rained, which whatever. I don't care. But then, like, two days later it rained again. It rained mud because of all the ash from wildfires. So, now my car needs to get washed again.