Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Bald Knob

A man walks out of the shower, wrapped in a towel, dripping wet and leaving puddles on the floor. He answers the phone exclaiming "No, this is 1-01-6!" emphasizing the 6.
April 14, 1966
These type of jokes are always good for a chuckle, but I always question if the phone call is worth getting out of the shower. It never is. Besides, if it was actually important, they will call back. They will call back repeatedly.

Brutus and Mother Gargle are angrily staring at each other with their arms crossed. "Why must you constantly be getting in my hair?" Brutus asks. Mother Gargle covers her mouth to snicker and points at Brutus' head. "I mean that figuratively!" he says.
Why does Brutus set himself up like this? He's just asking for some kind of retort or insult or comment. He leaves himself open like that and he's just going to lose.

I would prefer some kind of *snort* or other stifled laugh sound, not a tee-hee like some four-year-old girl. Mother Gargle hasn't tee-hee'd in 75 years.





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