This Donut Makes Me Go Nuts

October 18, 1973

What nursery rhyme? I know a lot of nursery rhymes and I had to look this one up. The Owl and the Kitty-Cat is not a nursery rhyme that I have in my repertoire and I'm not 100% sure this is even the nursery rhyme being referenced.

The Owl and the Kitty-cat went to sea

In a beautiful pea-green boat

They took some honey, and plenty of money,

Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

"O lovely Kitty! O Kitty, my love,

What a beautiful Kitty you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Kitty you are!"

Kitty said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!

How charmingly sweet you sing!

O let us be married! too long we have tarried:

But what shall we do for a ring?"

They sailed away for a year and a day,

To the land where the Bong-tree grows,

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood

With a ring at the end of his nose,

His nose,

His nose,

With a ring at the end of his nose.

And it just goes on like this.

I don't know, is Brutus' $70,000 really enough of a savings?

Veeblefester knows he could just fire Brutus, right? Why doesn't he just fire him?

Not really a diet, but I'm not gonna judge your weight loss routine. There are people who will though: Jackasses. Kick them out of your life--you don't need them.