Wednesday, January 11, 2023

This Donut Makes Me Go Nuts

October 18, 1973
What nursery rhyme? I know a lot of nursery rhymes and I had to look this one up. The Owl and the Kitty-Cat is not a nursery rhyme that I have in my repertoire and I'm not 100% sure this is even the nursery rhyme being referenced.

The Owl and the Kitty-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Kitty! O Kitty, my love,
What a beautiful Kitty you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Kitty you are!"

Kitty said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

And it just goes on like this.

I don't know, is Brutus' $70,000 really enough of a savings?

Veeblefester knows he could just fire Brutus, right? Why doesn't he just fire him?

Not really a diet, but I'm not gonna judge your weight loss routine. There are people who will though: Jackasses. Kick them out of your life--you don't need them.