Humble My Foot

November 18, 1984

I'd burn the store down!

Why is everybody getting in the express lane? Is it the only checkout open?

No! I refuse to believe that Veeblefester pulled himself up by his bootstraps. I would believe Veeblefester's story of "humble beginnings" if he started the story with "I came from humble beginnings, growing up on a plantation on the outskirts of my father's diamond mine in Namibia."

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