Monday, October 03, 2022

In the Red

December 26, 1974
That is terrible. You know what is even worse? Being nice to people without tranquilizers.

Just do what other corporations are doing and raise your prices for no actual reason.

Veeblefester could also take a pay cut. I mean, there are literally sacks of money just laying next to your desk. You could also use the fabric you make tea cozies with to make stuff people actually want.