Veeblefester: "Hello, Thornapple."
Brutus: "Hey, Chief. I was thinking yesterday during the Ovaltine-Argyle Sox game about the designated hitter. First the purpose of the designated hitter is to insert meaning here and then continue on with a long and tedious diatribe about desginated hitting."
I don't like it when people do that to me but I usually can't just tell that person to shut up. So I just typically feign interest while looking at other things to entertain me like the bark peeling off a tree or something. Sooner or later, they always get the hint.
