Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Veeblefester Cares So Much

Here's how I believe this one-sided conversation got started:

Veeblefester:  "Hello, Thornapple."

Brutus:  "Hey, Chief. I was thinking yesterday during the Ovaltine-Argyle Sox game about the designated hitter. First the purpose of the designated hitter is to insert meaning here and then continue on with a long and tedious diatribe about desginated hitting."

I don't like it when people do that to me but I usually can't just tell that person to shut up. So I just typically feign interest while looking at other things to entertain me like the bark peeling off a tree or something. Sooner or later, they always get the hint.