Wednesday, August 03, 2011

The Jersey Shore--Thornapple Style

Brutus does not seem like a tan kind of guy. Also, why is it so important for people to have tans. It seems as if every girl I know can't live through the summer without getting a tan. And they never want a real tan--one given to you by the sun. They want the crappy looking fake tans that make you look like Snooki.
I mean, don't me wrong. I'd totally do her. I would just feel immense shame afterward. Does Chip get spray-on tans. I don't know why I am asking because I really don't want to know the answer.