Saturday, February 01, 2025

Times They Are A-Changing...

A sailor is sitting at a lunch counter holding a hot dog and a cup of coffee. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down beside him. He looks over at her and begins vibrating with sexual attraction, spilling his coffee and squeezing his hot dog (not *that* hot dog you pervs) so that the hot dog flies out of the bun hitting the proto-Brutus sitting beside him.
March 7, 1966
BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!
AWHOOOOO-GAAA!!
HOMINA-HOMINA-HOMINA!!
NYUCK-NYUCK-NYUCK!!
♡❤💓💖💝💜🩵💘💕💞🎔♡❣🩷💛💗💖💞💙🩶

If you squeeze the hot dog from the middle, how does it squirt out like that? And why is he holding it like that anyway? He's holding it like a hamburger.

"No, all the books have been banned, because when you really look into them, every book has something someone doesn't like."

Libraries have had computers for decades. My school got a computer for the library in 1989, I think. You could play "Oregon Trail", "Number Munchers", or some word or typing game I can't remember or find online right now. You got 20 minutes every month with a second person to play.