Friday, February 07, 2025

Man's Luxurious Hubris

A woman hits a golf ball and it hits a tree, bounces back on another tree, and bounces on the ground several times before rolling into the hole. "Like that, dear?" she asks her surprised husband standing next to her.
March 12, 1966
Thing is, she couldn't do that again if she tried.

I don't see how the ball could hit that tree and then practically go straight up, but what do I know? I don't really know physics.

Gladys is walking in wearing a beret, sweater and gray pants (sweatpants?) while Brutus is in his green chair with his feet up. "Dolores gave me a ride in her new car. Would you believe it has a heated steering wheel? Wouldn't it be on really cold days like this? Could we have one installed in our car?" Gladys asks. "No, but I'll buy you a pair of thermal gloves," Brutus responds.
Dolores and Gladys. I'm not gonna judge that team until I see a spec script. Do we have to keep the beret though?

I'm pretty sure if you installed a heated steering wheel on your 2014 whatever you have, the car would explode.
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