Cannibal Canine

May 13, 1967

I agree that a septic tank is not a good birthday present. You could've thrown something in with that. I don't know what Gladys wants but jewelry? Maybe a new fragrance?

Look! There are four people sitting at the table eating. You don't see that anymore. I don't know if it's because of the smaller space for comic strips, a kind of laziness from the cartoonist, or what, but this is what the Thornapples should look like. Wilberforce should get to eat!

The Thornapples having a teenage daughter actually makes sense when you think about it.

Most dogs eat their own poop or the poop of other dogs so I'm sure dogs would eat each other. Especially if processed into the canned or dry dog food sold in stores.