Saturday, February 22, 2025

Spirit Animal Saturday

A shady looking man is at the back of the line to a bank teller. He tells the guy in front of him "It's a stickup, pass it on." The man dutifully passes on the message which makes its way up the line to the poor proto-Brutus at the front.
March 24, 1966
I'd like to try this out and see what happens. Although I never see this many people in a bank anymore.

Hurricane Hattie is talking to Brutus who is sitting in his green chair. "I've decided my spirit animal is a fox," Hattie reveals. "They're clever, bold, independent and playful. What's your spirit animal?" "Gee, I haven't thought about it," Brutus replies. "Do you have a suggestion?" "How about a sloth?" Hattie sneers.
Eh, I'd go for more like a koala. Koalas also sleep a lot--up to 20 hours a day--but, like Brutus, are loyal, caring, sensitive, respectful, tolerant, and riddled with chlamydia.