Thursday, February 20, 2025

Even Startled the Watercooler

Truth Social post from Donald Trump reading "CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD! Manhattan and all of New York is SAVED! LONG LIVE THE KING!"
MAGA: "He could mean anything by "Long live the king!"
I mean, I guess he can call himself a king if he wants. We fought an entire war (a revolution, even) to get rid of kings. If he wants to be a king, fine, but then he and his followers can't get mad when we do what should happen to all kings.
gif of a cartoon guillotine going up and down.

Two painters angrily walk away when their checkerboard paint job doesn't match in the middle.
March 18, 1966
It could just be painted black or white. Luigi over there on the right has more squares than Mario.

Only two? I need at least two to make it through waking up and the first hour or so of work. The dosage on the bottle/box is just a suggestion, right? Nothing bad happens if you take three or four times more than it says, right? Right?